bandom-tfln:

(603): I told you, I don’t give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.

by sugar-crash31

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bobbryar:

For Anon :)

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kidsxheroes:

Siblings <3

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bandom-tfln:

(951): Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.

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bandom-tfln:

(604): That was an excessively violent trivia night

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"Regret is a sign of weakness. Oh, and girls have cooties." 

• Interviewer: Ever gotten lucky on a beach?
• Mikey: I found a $20 bill once.
• Interviewer: Would you ever rock a Speedo?
• Mikey: If someone put a shotgun to my head.
• Interviewer: Ever have a regrettable summer hookup?
• Mikey: Regret is a sign of weakness. Oh, and girls have cooties.
• Interviewer: What’s your favourite ice-cream truck song?
• Mikey: The Godfather theme. Yes, in Jersey, many an ice-cream truck played the Godfather theme.
• Interviewer: How do you keep your makeup from running onstage when you get sweaty?
• Mikey: I don’t. At the show we played tonight, eyeliner and sweat streamed into my eye and I was partially blinded.
• Interviewer: Ever do socks with sandals?
• Mikey: You wouldn’t catch my cold dead body with sandals on.
• Interviewer: Is there a body part you hide during the summer?
• Mikey: All of them.

kidsxheroes:

More silly little christmas card doodles, now i know they’re getting received :3 For Nettie

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A system failure for the masses
Anti-matter for the master plan
Louder than God’s revolver and twice as shiny